Friday, November 28, 2008
Thanksgiving
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?""It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.""Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things,"God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?""Ah," said God "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled and said, "There is another Washington...wait until you see the idiots I put there."
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Just to be fair...
You know you're from North Carolina when:
1. You've gotten used to the smell of cow manure on a car trip to Raleigh.
2. Saying "y'all" isn't just a cute expression; it actually means something.
3. There are big labrador retrievers in the back of every truck.
4. You give directions using KFC and Waffle House as landmarks.
5. You still see Dale Earnhardt tributes on cars.
6. You can't imagine life without Bojangles' sweet tea.
7. Your annual church fundraiser always deals with BBQ and potato salad
.8. You have a sunburn from May to October.
9. Your 'heavy winter clothing' consists of some turtleneck sweaters, a fuzzy jacket, and your daddy's boots.
10. Your family has fried chicken once a week.
11. You can tell the difference between cotton fields and tobacco fields while driving. .
12. One of your neighbors has a confederate flag hanging on their front porch.
13. Those "damn yankees" are taking over your school/church/workplace/neighborhood...
14. You've been "properly raised", and yankees love it when they hear you say "ma'am" and "sir".
15. You get your carbs from biscuits, rolls, pancakes, and grits.
16. You know the difference between a "redneck" and a "hick".
17. You own at least one t-shirt from Bert's Surf Shop, AB Surf Shop, or The Sanitary Fishmarket.
18. No matter what those people in Ohio say, we are still "first in flight".
19. The Coca-Cola 600 is as big as the Super Bowl.
20. You prefer Chick-fil-a to KFC.
21. You know pastry is a chicken stew, not a dessert item.
22. Every time you visit someone you’re offered something to eat and a glass of tea.
23. Your granddaddy always wore overalls and your grandma always wore an apron.
24. In summer you have home-grown tomatoes with every meal.
25 When it rains and the creek rises, everyone gathers to see how high it rose.
26. You know that "chunk" the ball means to throw it.
27. You've had a burger "all the way" - chili and slaw on it.
28. You can recognize a copperhead and your heart drops when you see one.
29. You have at least one relative that raises collards.
30. You know Krispy Kreme makes the best doughnut.
31. You have an opinion about UNC. You went there and loved it, or you hate everyone who did. 32. You know the difference between eastern BBQ and western BBQ (see number 85).
33. You would rather eat at Bojangles than McDonald's.
34. You have actually uttered the phrase "It's too hot to go to the pool".
35. You faithfully drink Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Sundrop or Cheerwine everyday of your life.
36. You have your own secret BBQ sauce
37. You or your neighbors have more hunting dogs than you have family members.
38. You know Pepsi originated in New Bern, Cheerwine in Salisbury, Mountain Dew in Lumberton, and Sundrop in Gastonia.
39. You know Coke tastes better in the little bottles and that peanuts make Coke taste even better.
0. Your folks have taken trips to the mountains to look at leaves.
41. Your school took a field trip to the State Fair in Raleigh.
42. You would elect Richard Petty or Ric Flair for governor if either ever ran.
43. You watched as Dale Earnhardt was the only man who ever lived who could go 200 mph, spin somebody out, call them a you-know-what, and win the race, all in the last lap.
44. You skipped school or work to go to Dale Earnhardt’s memorial service.
45. A tobaggan to you means a knit cap, not a sled.
46. You sold Krispy Kreme doughnuts for a school or church fundraiser before those glazed doughnuts went global.
47. When you're traveling out of state, people ask if you're from Mayberry.
48. You remember watching the ACC Tournament on television at school.
49. The local newspaper covers state, national and international news in one page, but sports requires six pages.
50. Most men in town consider the first day of deer season a national holiday.
51. Fifty degrees Fahrenheit is “a little chilly."
52. You have no problem spelling or pronouncing “Conetoe", “Topsail", or “Beaufort."
53. You know it’s pronounced APPALACHIAN and not “App-a-lay-shun."
54. Your school classes were cancelled because of cold.
55. Your school classes were cancelled because of a chance of snow.
56. Your school classes were cancelled because of heat.
57. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waitin’ to pass a tractor on the highway.
58. Your school classes were cancelled because of a hurricane.
59. Your school classes were cancelled because of hunting season
.60. Your school classes were cancelled because of a livestock show
.61. You’ve ridden the school bus for an hour...each way.
62. You know more about ACC basketball than professional basketball.
63. You know the Carolina League is the greatest baseball league in the country.
63. You know that "Carolina" refers to UNC-Chapel Hill, while "State" refers to NC State.
64. You think South Carolina was dead weight well shed.
65. You know tea is served sweet unless you specifically ask for unsweetened.
66. You’ve ever had to switch from “Heat" to “A/C" in the same day.
67. You think ethanol makes your truck run a lot better.
68. Stores don’t have bags...they have sacks and are called Piggly Wigglys.
69. You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.
70. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.
71. Most of the festivals around the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, tobacco, or seafood: Seafood Festival (Morehead), Mullet festival (Swansboro)...
72. Priming was your first job...and you know what it means.
73. Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and comes with cole slaw on top.
74. You say catty-wampus, yunto, ill-ass and ah-ite.
75. You know the difference between a deer dog, a bear dog and a coon dog by the way they bark.
76. You put security lights on your house and your garage and leave both of them unlocked.
7. Your four seasons are almost summer, summer, still summer, and highway construction.
78. You can tell if another North Carolinian is from Eastern or Western North Carolina as soon as he opens his mouth.
79. You can spell words such as Ocracoke, Fuquay-Varina and Chocowinity.
80. When asked how your trip to any foreign, exotic place was you say, “It was different."
81. Hyde County is considered a foreign or exotic place.
82. In the Piedmont, you see all the grown-ups go out and play in the snow.
83. Schools and churches hold barbecue fundraisers with banana puddin’ as the dessert.
84. After church you either stay for the barbeque lunch or the pig pickin'.
85. You know that barbeque is a food, not an occasion, and it applies to pork, not hamburgers or hotdogs. You also know that the best of any version, whether chopped or pulled, vinegar or tomato, can be found somewhere in NC.
86. You know what a "pig pickin" is and you can't wait to go.
87. You consider being a “Pork Queen" an honor.
88. You carry jumper cables in your car.
89. You know what “cow tipping" is.
90. You've driven with "Carolina Hurricanes" flags on your car because WE WON THE STANLEY CUP!!
91. You dip.
92. You've seen One Tree Hill and/or Dawson's Creek being filmed in Wilmington.
93. Pop refers a lot of things, not including soda.
94. You learned ALL about The Lost Colony in 4th grade...(and you know where Blackbeard's treasure really is ; )
95. You listen to beach music and you can shag.
96. You can pay the mechanic who worked on your truck with a quart of moonshine in return.
97. Your school was declared a "Tobacco Free Zone", but there are tobacco fields right outside. 98. You constantly see signs for tractor pulls and turkey shoots while driving through eastern NC.
99. You mash buttons and eat creamed potatoes.
100. You show this to some Carolina friends ‘cuz ya know it’s true, darlin'!
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You know you're from Benton City when:
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
I love Craigslist!
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Frazzled...
I have a million things to do and no time to do them! I'm still doing laundry from this weekend- at home I do laundry every day- 4 days with no washer and dryer puts me seriously behind! I did 3 loads yesterday when we got home, but I still have more. I have to go to the grocery store- what happened to all our food??? We weren't home to eat it! Last night for dinner we had ham, macaroni and cheese and applesauce (yes- sometimes we eat like 5 year olds!) The noodles finished cooking and I realized "oh we don't have any butter." sent Chris to borrow some from Janet- he gets home and I realize- I don't have any milk! Drive to grocery door to buy milk. My 10 minute dinner turned into quite a big production... Such is my life these days!
Yesterday:
Shawn woke me up at 6, made a bottle, went back to bed (It was almost 2 when I went to bed- watching some crazy movie Elton said I had to see) had extremly bizarre dreams until 7 (I never remember my dreams- so this was unusual) Sledding in the mall, driving through a field with millions of cows, realizing I forgot Chris- went back to the mall to find him. Switch to driving in a truck with my friend Casey Rowland we were pulling a boat which kept coming unhitched and rolling down the highway into oncoming traffic and we thought it was funny! Switch to Elton is pulling the boat, and we're stopped on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere in the dark and this woman stops and gives us a baby. A tiny little baby- barbie doll sized with no legs. If I had the time I would get one of those dream analysis books- maybe I don't want to know...
Got up at 7, packed, fed everyone, cleaned the cabin, took pictures of kids playing outside. Left Va at 1:30, long boring drive home. Kids slept most of the way, stopped in Roanoke Rapids @ Wendy's for Frostys. Got home- got home unpacked, washed clothes, cleaned house, gave B. a bath, fell into bed utterly exhausted at 8:45- K. woke me up at 9:15 to talk to one of her friends moms about organizing Scrapbook Club carpooling- its at Buffy's house this month, and she lives out in the middle of NOWHERE! Instantly back to sleep until 4. Cherishing my couple of quiet hours before the kids wake up and this day really starts. Kids to school, grocery store, pick up B. Scrapbooking club, pick up C. Graison is coming over to play with K. Try to find the time to finish cleaning my house, and the laundry. Not to mention finishing my literature review draft that is now officially 4 days late! UGH! Wednesday will consist of packing (we're going back to VA Fri. am) and cooking- we're pretty booked Thanksgiving day- Thanksgiving breakfast with my family and Thanksgiving dinner with his. My goal is to get everything done, and reflect on all the things I have to be thankful for.
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Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Butterfly Kisses
I have read that in some cultures dragonflies are considered a sign of good luck- especially if they land on you. I know nothing of the supposed significance of butterflys (I'll have to research it in my nonexistant free time!) Saturday morning, we were outside (watching the satellite people try to find a signal through all the trees) and this crazy butterfly would land on Elton- hang out for a while, fly away for a minute, and then come back. It was really bizarre- I've never seen anything like it! I was thinking that it was possibly attracted to his red shirt (like a hummingbird) but it never once landed on it. It must have lasted about 20 minutes.
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Revenge is a dish best served cold...
Poor Elton was the subject of so much abuse last weekend! Apparently the girls didn't know what to do without their big brothers around- Elton must have looked like an easy target! Brianna McLawhorn came to VA with us and Cheddar (well his name is Chris too- but that just gets too confusing with 2 Chris's and 2 Brianna's...) went hunting/fishing with Chris and my Dad at Nags Head. They didn't shoot/catch anything (probably because noise was a factor- those boys are INSANE when they get together- but they have fun!)
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Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Happy 1/2 Birthday Piggy Pot Pie!
I can't believe its been 6 months already! On the other hand it seems like he's been here forever... It's amazing how much he has changed. I will take some pictures to post tomorrow...
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Yet another "kid chaotic" day...
6:00- Shawn decided it was time for us to get up. This was not appreciated since I had done homework (and played on the computer) until after midnight. Gotten up at least 4 times during the night. ICK! He was in no mood to cuddle (AKA hold him and snooze).
Micahlynn and Chris were here when I got home from taking Chris to school. All 4 kids were wired! We tried to beat the rain and get some park time in, but of course it started pouring as soon as we walked out the front door. So we went to Wal-mart instead for formula and diapers. Then to Harris Teeter for $1.99 Diet Mountain Dew's, Green Tea's, and Elton's obsession= Cheese Its. Then to the library for reference material for my pathfinder which I should be working on. The citations are due in 2 hours and 8 minutes- tick tick. The kids were AMAZING at the library. I mean like kids from another dimension good. I was waiting to hear the Twilight Zone theme song. It was eerie. I talked to Rebecca (the children's librarian) forever, found some cool books on Thanksgiving, division, and biomes (Katherine's school), found all the resources I would need, xeroxed the reference material, and even picked up the Jon and Kate + 8 book (Yeah, I'm such a loser- we love that show... It's not like I'll actually find time to read it though!) I would have been content to spend half the day at the library, but Shawn had different ideas. Home to unpack groceries, fix lunch. Went to McDonald's for ice cream. We really just went for the Play Place. It rained ALL day! Picked Chris up from school. Took the 5 little ones to the YMCA for Katherine and Micahlynn's YouthFit class. Spent a very enjoyable hour talking to Buffy, Kay, and Renee. Shawn was content to sit in his car seat, Brianna, Chris, and Jacob sat in the corner and played with trains and read books. We got home in time to clean up a little bit and Will came and picked his kids up. I gathered up my 4, took a movie back and dropped the 3 oldest off at Dad and Janet's to spend the night. Shawn has been asleep for 3 hours and the house is so eerily quiet... I would LOVE to go to bed, but I've got too much to do, and no ambition to do it... Gray's Anatomy came on tonight, but I'll be good and resist -Elton and I always watch it together... I think we'll go to Imagination Station tomorrow. I'm running out of ideas, and the very thought of spending all day cooped up in the house (rain forecast again) sends shivers down my spine!
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Sweet Potato Surplus!
Not that thats a bad thing! Our good friend Jennifer Pierce ( also our blueberry provider- always great to have friends like that! ;0) ) brought us some sweet potatos and I really need to figure out what to do with them. I made a sweet potato souffle- which rocked, but I'd like to try something new. I spent a few minutes on Foodnetwork.com (I have not watched one single Foodnetwork episode in months- NOT ONE! I'm really tired of being so busy... I found some awesome sweet potato recipes that I'm anxious to try: Sweet potato biscuits, roasted sweet potatos with honey butter, sweet potato chips with chili pepper etc. I have got to find a recipe for Sweet Potato muffins. That is one of our favorite breakfasts. Sweet potato muffins and apple cider from the Raleigh Bakery in Colonial Williamsburg- YUM! I think they serve them at Christiana Campbells too...
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Pee in the Ballpit!
Exscuse the picture quality. They were taken with my new phone... Obviously great pictures is NOT one of the cool features! LOL!
Well our first day with M. and C. went well. Will dropped them off at 8, the kids played (Bri decided she would rather stay home and play with Chris than go to Preschool.) We went to the Wilson Daily Times Field Trip at 10:30. It was boring, I knew it would be- we've already been but I figured that it was an hour and a half that I didn't have to "schedule" and that my house wouldn't be being demolished... We went home, ate lunch and headed off to the Children's Science Museum at the Imperial Centre in Rocky Mount. "Wonderful Wednesday" = Free admission from 2-5! The kids had a great time. We saw the alligator feeding at 4, and actually headed off to the Art Gallery. It's only on the other side of the building, but the dozen or so times I've been there, I just haven't gone. We have been missing out! They had the coolest stage and tons of costumes for the kids. They had a ball! We have got to go back soon and take my camera. I must include this horrible/hilarious episode: Micahlynn got in the ballpit and said "EWWW it's wet in here!" and Brianna said " UH- Yeah- I just peed in there! " (like DUH!) I thought I was going to wet my pants I was laughing so hard! Yes I know that sounds horrible- but some of you understand where I'm coming from! Apparently B. was having too much fun for a potty break- that rotten girl- she has no shame! but she makes a darn cute sheep!Posted by Jennifer Whitley at 7:23 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Too busy to blog...
Life has been super busy- with nothing exceptional to write about... No pictures either- I've been slack. Homework, kids, activities, dealing with our stupid insurance agent, closing on the cabin :0) Today Katherine, Brianna, Shawn and I went to the Arts Council, IHOW was having somekind of art class using recycled items. It was alot of fun. Everyone brought their collection of craft supplies (ribbons, pipe cleaner, fabric, glitter etc) and some natural items (pine cones, sweet gum balls etc). Katherine made a very intricate winter scene complete with sweetgum ball snowmen. It was very cute. Brianna and I made a bracelet, a telescope, a snowman, a "painting" She had a ball playing with several of the kids her age. It was nice to actually be able to have some "adult interaction" although admittedly the other mothers in this particular group are very "earth-mothery" they only eat organic and are very "green" living. It's very interesting, but I have no intention of making that drastic of a lifestyle change! LOL! After it was over we walked to the Court house to view some of the Veterans Day celebration. It truly wasn't very interesting, so we didn't stay long. Then on to the Grocery store with Brianna in tow (at her insistance) it went surprisingly well (I guess now that she's 4 and so mature! ;0) ) She still had to get her Hershey bar bribe at checkout- but this time she actually earned it!
Tomorrow promises to be another busy day. My friend Angie has surgery on Monday, so her kids will be staying with us the next 3 days. We've got a Wilson Daily Times Field Trip, and then I think we will go to the Children's Science Museum in Rocky Mount. It's "Wonderful Wednesday" and admission is free from 2-5. So I guess tomorrow is covered. I have no idea what we will do Thursday and Friday!
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Wednesday, November 5, 2008
So jealous!
Purely by accident I stumbled across a blof entitled "Show us the World". I'm not including the link b/c then you might find their blog much more interesting than mine and read theirs instead... It's 2 parent and their 3 teenage kids- they sold their house, and all their stuff and are traveling the US in an RV. They are totally living my dream life!
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Big party continued.
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Her Big party- Nov. 1
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Halloween 2008/ Brianna's ACTUAL 4th Birthday...
This is Brianna's 3rd 4th Birthday party! We couldn't let the actual day go by without commemerating it. It was super quick with just the 6 of us, and then out to Trick or Treat!
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Birthday and Trick or Treating @ Nana & Grandpa's
10/30/08 We went to Dad and Janet's for early Birthday and Trick or Treating. They were leaving for Dallas and would miss the actual festitivies. Above is a shot of Brianna at her 2nd 4th Birthday party.
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Tobacco Farm Life Museum

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New Phones!
Chris & Katherine's new phones. C. got slate gray and K. got turq. I was really surprised she didn't want purple. I am so jealous of the color! K. is excited that she has unlimited texting with our new plan. C. was the only one who had it before- thats all he does is text.... So K. has been making up for lost time- texting as fast as her little thumbs will allow!
Elton and I got the same phone- and surprisingly enough we both got black. My old phone was green and I'm just over it. I don't want green anymore. Too bad this phone didn't come in turq. or purple! They do make it in pink, but Altell doesn't carry it... This phone is so cool! We've got internet and it automatically checks our emails. I've spent the last 2 days trying to figure out how everything works. It has so many cool features- I am completly lost! But it is AWESOME! Service for these is actually cheaper than I thought it would be for these. I think we have finally decided to do away with the house phone entirely... That has been E's plan all along, I guess he was just waiting for me to get onboard! Posted by Jennifer Whitley at 6:57 AM 0 comments


