The things my kids say:

I was giving Breezy a shower tonight and she started talking about God (her Preschool is at a church) and I was trying to explain about sin and forgiveness to her. I said something like "When you do bad things- thats a sin, and when you sin you should tell God you are sorry and ask for forgiveness and (she interrupts) "and he gives you a sticker?" LOL! ;0)

Katherine has to know everything we're doing each day and when we're going to do it, and why etc. On the way home from picking up all of the 4H fair stuff and collecting her ribbons and prize money, I told her that we were going over to Grandpa's tonight to show him pictures of the Park Models and do some laundry for him. Janet's out of town for 2 1/2 weeks and she asked me to do a load for him- he doesn't have enough socks and underwear to last that long! ;0) K. asked are you going to wash there or take it home, and I said- I'll just wash it there. "Do you know how to use their washing machine?" "Sure, it's just a washing machine." "Yeah, it's not like its a DVD player or something..." What a rotten smartmouthed kid! ;0) She reminds me of her Daddy.